BYO Music Video

Bitches, the time you all have been waiting for has come...the new and official Bitch You Out music video is here. The bitchy things you have always wanted to do to stupid hoes at parties...yeah, we did them. We're not afraid to take out someone who deserves it, and that is why we're the ultimate bitches with a purpose. 

Watch the video, share it, love it, use it as your bible... whatever the fuck you please. 

BitchingOut: Cheaters

Dirty Rotten Cheaters...

Aside from shooting someone, dropping a bomb, or stabbing someone in the heart, nothing is more painful than being cheated on. It is the ULTIMATE form of disrespect, and anyone who even contemplates being unfaithful while in a committed relationship is the absolute scumbag of the earth. It's hard to fathom that someone could get frisky under the sheets with someone else and still have the stomach to look at themselves in the mirror without vomiting. If your penis can't handle half an hour without getting some action, then maybe you should permanently move into a whore house, because that's the only place you'll ever receive constant pleasure. 

You can rationalize your perfidious actions any way your twisted mind desires: the relationship had been rocky for a while, she was getting boring, she didn't put out enough, her family was not supportive, she had fangs on her pussy...whatever the fuck gets you through the night. But just know, you are in denial of the fact that you are intentionally slicing through the heart, confidence, and trust of the person you personally chose to be with at some point in your life. 

Here's my question, and probably the question of the many bleeding hearts of women betrayed by the raging hormones of an unfaithful dipshit: Why the FUCK didn't you break up with your lover/girlfriend/wife before you chose to stick your diseased, unchaste dick up some hoochy streetwalker? Your excuses are absolutely ludicrous and remind me that you have NOTHING going for yourself other than a life full of bullshitting and serial fucking. 

Excuse 1: "I was really drunk." Congratulations. Your metaphorical pussy is wider than Jenna Jameson's. That's a big fucking heap of cowardly horse shit, cause I'm pretty sure I was blacked out on the floor last weekend and managed to keep my hands off the hoards of men trying to get with me.

Excuse 2: "I have feelings for the other woman." That's fucking fantastic, you found yourself a real catch. If she's down to cheat with you, don't you think she's down to cheat with other two-timing twats like you?

And what the fuck is that stupid home wrecking bitch thinking? That you will leave your girlfriend for her now that she spread her legs for you? Get your head out of the clouds you dumb bimbo. Once a cheater, always a cheater. If you cheated on her, you will most certainly move on to a newer model of the next bitch the moment shit gets boring. 


Moral of the story: Cheating is like murder. Those adulterous pieces of shit use their dicks as pistols to shoot through some whore's cooter and straight into their true girlfriends' hearts. They are double-crossing, disloyal lowlives who deserve to fall into the deep hole of a syphilis-infected vagina and never come out. 

So ladies, if you're down in the dumps because the boy you loved ran off with some dirty bitch, quit the waterworks and realize you are better off without him.

Stand up, give him a quick knee to the balls, and show him who's fucking boss. 


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BitchingOut: Sluts

Dirty SLUTS...

The best kind of bitch to make fun of is a slut (or a whore, or a skank, or a hoe, or a prostitute, or insert name of choice to label the promiscuous biddie). It's easy to hate on a girl who readily spreads her legs for anyone with a hardened sausage. 

There are many types of sluts, and they all can suck on my uncle's hairy balls. 


Insecure Slut: We all know her. She fucks guys to make her feel better about herself, but then ends up alone, crying with her cell phone in hand, desperately looking for the closest bitch to pity her sorry ass. Because the guy who slayed her 10 times this week won't call her back and has a girlfriend. Can you say booty call? And so starts the vicious cycle of whoredom. 


Horny Slut: This bitch thrives on the opportunity to get down and dirty in the Burger King bathroom. She's horny as shit and just can't control her undying, tingling urge for straight cock to the mouth. Whore Tour 2012 is going full throttle, and it's always a surprise to uncover which city this superslut will be performing in next. Jesus woman, have some self-respect. 


The Other Woman: This wretched home wrecker has no qualms about getting with your man. Doesn't being FB offish mean anything to you? Don't you feel any remorse for ruining a happy relationship? Clearly you're a shameless she-devil, and he is the epitome of a slimy bastard, so you two should go live in slimy-devil hell together, because neither of you despicable monsters deserve to be in my presence. 


The Secret Slut: She's the floozy you would never take to be a slut by the looks of her, but she is actually the friskiest one of them all. And she's down on her knees the second Dude of the Hour shuts the door. Behind that sweet smile and underneath those dirty sheets lies a girl who is up for just about anything. She is so concerned about her cutesy reputation that she will go to just about any length (the longer the better) to ensure that NO ONE knows about her wild, shame-worthy shenanigans. 


 The Two Timer: This little skank is getting around with multiple guys at once and can't seem to pick just one. Fuck, she'll take them all! In my mind, that's a code red, and she's immediately on my long list of "Bitches Who I Will Soon Destroy." Frankly, she's monopolizing the board  and tainting any and all of the moderately attractive, eligible males out there. Sorry, but I was semi-looking to get with at least one straight guy in the next year, so stop being such a dirty, disease-infested hog. 


Moral of the story: You might be sitting wondering to yourself, "Am I the slut these beautiful girls are speaking of?!" Now don't have a conniption fit just yet, because merely getting with a lot of guys is not the only thing that makes you a slut. Sluts are heartless. They have no soul, no repentance for their repetitious sins, no standards, and most of all, no MORALS. All they want to do is wreak havoc with their vaginas, with no worry in their messed up heads other than when their next O face will be. So just because you've had sex with 15 people doesn't automatically make you a Class One skank....or does it?????

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BitchingOut: Flakes

Oh, the joy of FLAKES. 

Definition of Flake: See Figure One.
Synonyms of Flake: ditcher, bailer, unreliable, useless, shady, selfish, manipulative, erratic, immature, fool, irresponsible, cop-out, pussy.

Figure One: Typical Fucking Flake

Remember that time that we made plans, like, a week in advance? Remember how we constantly talked about them the entire week?

I do. But I guess you don't, or maybe you're just an asshole, because when that god forsaken day rolled around, you were MI fucking A. You didn't answer your phone. You didn't answer my texts. And you responded 6 hours later with some bullshit excuse about where you were. 

I bet you think I moped around all day waiting for you. HA. WRONG. Cause guess what, ignoramus? I found something else to do, and it was 69 times better than hanging out with your misshapen ass.

Flaking is our number one pet peeve. It's a serious crime, and we'll punish offenders by curb-stomping them and dropping them from our list of worthy friends. Being a flake means you are a dirty, despicable liar. If you can't tell me to my face that you don't want me hanging around your new girlfriend (sorry I'm hot), or that you can't work on that shitty project with me (sorry I'm not doing it myself), then you're a spineless pussy and worthless in my eyes. 

But what I am truly curious to find out is what is going on in these idiotic airheads' brains...Do they think they have me fooled into believing that their phone really just died, or that their mother made them stay home at the last minute? Do they think that they are just that clever and I'm just that stupid? Some fucking coincidence, if I may say so myself. 

So, you better prepare for verbal annihilation if you decide to tell me you're unavailable three hours after we are supposed to hang out instead of just mustering up the balls to tell me before. I promise I'll be a sweet little bitch if you give me a fair warning.

Moral of the story: You're flakier than the nasty-ass dandruff sitting in your hair, flakier than the croissant I avoid eating while on a diet, flakier than the snowflake that drops in my eye, and flakier than the ghetto paint chipping off the wall in my grandfather's dilapidated house...and that's saying a lot you disgusting piece of flaky SHIT. 

What are your worst flaking stories??

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Bitch.

So if you're any sort of real bitch, you probably know us from Twitter, the one and only @bitchyououtt aka BITCH, PLEASE. Now we are taking over the blogosphere... badder and bitchier than ever.


We're here because there are too many bitches and too many assholes out there who need to be put in their place. All the fakes, sluts, liars, cheaters and backstabbers deserve to know they suck, and you deserve to be the ones who tell them.


We'll bitch about the people who piss us off, and you can too. We'll demolish the shit out of the stupid fuckers who think it's okay to make this world an uglier place than it already is. We're some pretty bitches who are sick of this ugly shit. If you're too big of a pussy and this shit offends you, then leave. None of us fucking invited you here in the first place, but we will certainly invite you to leave if you can't handle our heat (and feel free to let the metaphorical internet door hit you on the way out). We're not afraid to be bitchy and we definitely are not afraid to offend you. 


So. Moral of the story (or of the blog post, in this case)...the new BYO website is up and running and we are a force to be reckoned with, because we are not going anywhere, anytime soon, no matter how hard any hater tries to get us to leave. Get ready to get your tits blown with some insulting posts, bitches. Let's fuck some shit up. Most of you deserve it. #bitchyououtt #bitchplease